Pocket-Call

When you re-dial the last number called on your cell phone because the send button got pressed in your pants pocket (or purse).

Freind 1: Hey I just got a pocket-call from Jim. He and Mary were talking about how awful your potato salad was this afternoon.

Friend 2: Really? I'm gonna text Jim and tell him his wife dresses like a skank.

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Fandisease

When someone is very enamored with a sports figure or celebrity that it takes over their thoughts and actions; like a sickness

1) I have Fandisease about Jennifer Aniston all the time. I wish I was her Aveeno lotion.
2) Friend-A: Christiano Ronaldo is the greatest futbal player ever! I wish I was the ball he kicked around on the field. Friend-B: Man, you having Fandisease about that player... You need a doctor.