brooklin mom

sex deprived middle aged women ranting on a facebook page about teenagers vaping in their neighborhood. they wear lululemon pants, go to moksha yoga on baldwin and definitely smoke “medical” weed. their names are julie and karen. no in between.

definition:

sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen

jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants

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