brocurious

One bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromosexual relations.

He had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. Since he started dating Stacey last October, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. He labeled himself brocurious.

Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”

Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”

Later…

Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”

Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”

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jokeception

When a joke or one liner references the punchline of another joke or one liner.

Joke: "Have you ever noticed that people are often named after the place they were conceived? Like: Ally, Carson, Parker, Airplane."

Jokeception: "Dear Ally, at least you don't have it as bad as me. Sincerely, McDonalds Bathroom."

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