Anneka

There once was a girl with orange hair,
She had blue eyes, a piercing stare,
Her long, long legs up to her waist,
She was the girl all the boys wanted to chase,
Those child bearing hips and matching box gap,
Her picture on facebook, all the boys would fap,

However, this poor little creature will never find love,
Because shes a creeper, spying from above,
And she also likes to poo on top of people's heads,
Or sometimes she sneaks in to drop one in their beds,
Don't be surprised if you find your cats missing,
She's probably taken it for a good kissing, (meow)

WARNING: Approach Anneka at your own risk.

Hombre 1: "Hey Lance, you know that chick Anneka?"
Hombre 2: "Oh yeah! The one with orange hair? I was fapping over her FB the other day"
Hombre 1: "Yeah I got home last night and she has taken a dump in my bed and sexually abused my cat"
Hombre: 2: "Oh my god."

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