To insert your four finger and middle finger into one's rectum ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise.
Lubricant is optional
My wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before I give her my plank.
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a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger
My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger
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