shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

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sweatpants relationship

A comfortable relationship. Usually not a healthy relationship.

Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.

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kiddush

1) A small party after Jewish prayers that includes saying a small prayer over wine (or grape juice).

Dani: Are you going to the kiddush after the bris?
Tova: No, I can't. I have to go to work.

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face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.

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hot hebrew honey

A very attractive (jewish) girl.

Also known as the triple h.

Aaron: Look at that triple h over there.
Dima: I should go hit on her.

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o-girl

Slightly more frum or observant then a MO - Girl.

Randy: Tova, you have my stamp of approvel as an O-girl.
Tova: Yay!

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Queensanitis

Severe laziness.

Often caused by living in Queens or by visiting Queens for extended periods of time.

Can also be caused by extreme usage of alcohol or marijuana.

Eli: Pass the chips.
Avi: I can't move to get them. I have Queensanitis.
Eli: You're so lazy!
Avi: Why don't you get it them?
Eli: I can't, it's too far.

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