Zen Cull

In social networking, effortless removal of "friends", ie when your so called friends remove themselves.

status: some "friends" opted for zen cull

oliveing

The practice of dropshipping a jar of olives to a random person or friend for the purpose of mystery and wonderment. Accomplished using the gift option at stores like Amazon or Walmart.

I've been oliveing our friends but don't tell them it's me.

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.

Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!

Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"