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A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!
Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.
An expression used when something is really cool or awesome.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with this really hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Balls tight!
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When something is even better than balls tight.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!