Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.

1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"

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McNulty

McNulty: (noun) A driver in the left lane on an interstate who refuses to follow the speed of traffic and switch lanes, thereby slowing the flow of vehicles. Said driver is rarely clueless and usually delights in his burdensome impact on others.

Ex.: "Who's that fucking McNulty up there that's preventing me from getting out of Nebraska?!"

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