Gutter Snipe

A dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water.

That goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change.

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goldschlaugger

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber

#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum

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Navy

An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.

Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.

Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?

Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II

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Igor

A Serf a peasant, a person lacking any kind of rationality or commonsense, a little guy, el poco tico, a liar, a fool a dickless wonder.

Gary is such an igor.

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Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

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ralph

to vomit, usually accompanied with guttural noise

Did you ralph? OR Is he ralph?

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robar

Fine. Good. Just the way it is.

"Everything's comin' up robar"

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