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when your friend is making out in his car with his gurl,the rest of us boys pull our pants down and slam our junk against the windows.
while pedro was in the car making good we gave him a good old fashioned pepperoni pizza!
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this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!
EMB=early morning boner
i woke up this morning and noticed Dmitri had an emb as he was sitting at the breakfast table eating his Cheerios.
When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later
Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the âholeâ.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor
When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!
I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.
a hotdog
give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish