x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!

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Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

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Libertarian

One who wants the gov't to get the hell out of their lives

In Maryland, the Libertaian party is gaining a lot of support

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im bouncin

im leavin, bookin, etc.

person#1:yo i'm bouncin
person#2:Peace, stay strong, one.

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Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig

1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!

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anal jamboree

3.A brace of poo's(a gathering of frog swollower's).
4.Oftern associated with the ''FREE-LANCE FELCHER'S SOCIETY''.

Billy enjoy's the partaking of his friends batty hole...coz billy is a cum caldren fag.

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schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

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