lebonbon

1.) My only sunshine

2.) The most glorious basketball being person to exist

3.) Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebanbonan, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

4.) People glazing lebron.

"Michael Jordan over Lebron"
"stfu bro, my glorious king lebonbon will not be treated in such manner"