vagitarian

One who does not use animal skin condoms when haveing intercoures. Made up by Adam Corolla on love line

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nipples

The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.

Sometimes I rub my tallywacker on my girlfriends nipples the I give her a mushroom tattoo.

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Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

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ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

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remove the space

The idiots that coded slashcode, used to run things like slashdot, randomly insert spaces into freetext urls so they can be wordwrapped. This leads to all sorts of unneccessary problems.

Just another minor annoyance brought to you by those idots at slashdot.

For that URL to work, you have to remove the space.

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schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

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