pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

2👍 3👎

Orc

Someone who tattoos their face and neck.

Are you an orc, you have ink on your face, do you worship the Dark Lord.

6👍 12👎