A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.
Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesnât bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.