your momma's hood

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

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bra rub

when a girl uses her bra to stroke your cock. or tit fucking with a bra on that when a girl sticks your dick in between her cleavage and jacks you off as your dick slide up and down against the fabric.

Beyonces padded bra felt smooth as she jerked me in to her soft cleavage with her bra.

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dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

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Gotcha

Sounds similar to Got it

Caller: Do you understand what I am saying.
Reciever: Ya, Gotcha.

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scrumdillyumptious

something that tastes very good

pie is scrumdillyumptious

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Hohum

Hohum is similar to the word whorish, except it solely applies to the day.

This day is so hohum, I would sell my danger zone for a hamburger

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