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Something done by stupid people who think they can match an apache attack helicopter
A: We are going to overthrow the goverment! The oppression ends now!
B: Dude! You cant just overthrow the goverment! What are we going to do when that thing collapses? No one stupid enough to join a revolution can rule a nation! And besides, what do you think a 50 ton steel caterpillar with an explosive cannon is going to do when it finds a bunch of untrained civilians shooting at it?
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An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
Grug is man. Grug like warm fire and boobie. Grug like friendly tribe and hate enemy tribe. Grug like hunting wooly rhinocerus and deer. Grug like smashing enemy caveman with club. Grug.
Grug: Enemy tribe bad and eat baby. Kill all enemy tribe.
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
An elitist is someone who considers themselves superior to others for some reason.
An example of elitists are non-conformists, who usually call themselves "wolves" and everyone who doesn't like what they like "sheep"
Online elitists usually base their superiority over time spent and are usually veterans. An example of this (was) the Call Of Duty fandom, who hated every new game.
By the way, veterancy does not automatically equal elitism.
Person 3 is not an elitist:
Person 1: I think this game is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: I don't think it's that good anymore.
Person 3 is an elitist:
Person 1: I think is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: WHAT?!?!? OMG?!?!?! All these STUPID FUCKING KIDS ruined this PERFECT GAME with their STUPID ideas! OMG!!!!! LEAVE!!! POSERS!!! YOU DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS YOU SHEEP!!!! YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS!!!!!
Person 1: Calm down.
People that shit in urinals are evil incarnate
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