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A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.
WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.
A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.
5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac
14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
An exaggerated/stereotypical view of someone's beliefs.
Person 1: I'm a (insert ideology here)
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
There are 2 types of rich people.
1: The worked for it. These guys have usually been born into a middle-class family, and worked their way up. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, and are very generous, there are very few worked for it assholes.
2: The "worked for it". These people are always born into an incredibly rich family, they are most likely assholes that dont understand the privilige they have and will constantly flex about how much money they have, and act like they earned it. Hates the homeless, dosent understand how terrible of a situation a homeless person is in and acts like they are assholes that deserve to be hated. These people need to have their money taken away for 5 days, to understand what its like to be poor and not live with a private army, mansion, limousine, butler, an exotic pet, and good food and drinks.
Rich People Type 1:
Person 1: (casually walking by the street)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 2: Got change?
Person 1: Yeah man, you know, im gonna get you out of this shit and set you for life, its what you deserve, man.
Person 2: This isnt real, right?
Person 1: Real.
Person 2: You are the nicest person ive ever met.
Rich People Type 2:
Person 1: (riding in limousine)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 1: (lowers windshield) Hey loser! You wanna get up in life?
Person 2: Yes please, that would be the kindest thing you could do for me.
Person 1: (flips bird) Nah loser! Work for it lazy ass bum!
(person 1 lowers windshield while laughing retardedly)
Person 3: (driving limousine) You should live without money for a while, learn how terribly stacked the odds are against that poor, poor man.
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When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon
ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever
Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
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A: B, do you ever feel like females are just the awesome off brand version of males?
B: Nah bro.