zen hen

A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater.

My African brother, I am in need of some spicy zen hen tenders.

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stratergy

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.

President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?

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damb

A mild curse. Often believed to have originated from its similarity in spelling to "damn". In fact, however, it is an acronym for "Dingo Ate My Baby", the cry made by Australian women when their children are carried off and torn apart by the wild dogs of the Outback.

Damb! I liked that baby.

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Google your noodle

To search (google) your mind (noodle) for a piece of information that you know is there somewhere.

I can see that chick from Dawson's Creek in my mind, and if I google my noodle I'm sure that her name will come to me.

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RTFM

"Release The Flying Monkeys!"

Used by the Wicked Witch of the West when she is too busy or pissed off to speak the entire command.

Guy with big, furry hat: Your Wickedness, Dorothy and her gangstas have entered the Haunted Forest.

Witch: RTFM!!!

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dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.

This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.

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thingbe

This is the name given to a woman's ladybits if she has red pubic hair. It comes from the ancient song which goes:

"If the color of her hair is ruby red"
"what will the color of her THING BE?"

"Dude, you were with that redhead Ruby last night. Did she have a thingbe?"

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