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Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.
Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!
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Short for TELephone COmpany or TELeCOmmunications. Now, any company or group that uses electronic communication might consider themselves a telco.
Screw ATT, we're starting our own telco.
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A manufactured commotion meant to distract.
Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.
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"I've seen passengers receive the 'Do You Want To Fly Today?' (DYWTFT) treatment because a medical disability makes shoe removal difficult or physically painful."
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A spring clip that holds a pin in place.
Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
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An expression of shock.
Heavens to betsy! I forgot to turn off the iron.
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