Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

fuck-aid pattern

In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.

MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API

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Greta approves

Your idea is good environment-wise. Greta would be happy.

- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.

- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.

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Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.

- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.