anal society

Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the Inspector Senior (usually the patriarch). Nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. There is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the Inspector Seniors instructions, you are in trouble. These people are members of the Anal Society. They are most often accountants and architects.

The day after we moved in our new house, my mother and I began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. He then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. Dad is president of the Anal Society.

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bull fruit

overly agressive bisexual man

When I saw Matthew coming out of Troopers, the gay bar, draging an effete young thing on Friday, and then saw him hustling Melisa on Saturday night, pinning her in between the pinball machines, I knew the rumours of Matthew being a bull fruit, willing to screw anything, where true

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so sorry

flippant response to a remark that offends someone, indicating that they are not sorry and it is not their problem anymore.

so sorry I broke your heart and grounded my boot into the wound

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skank posse

Tiger Woods' loose collection of bar maids, massage therapists', low rent escorts and cocktail waitresses.

Tigers skank posse have gotten together and formed a union to receive more public coverage and lower the cost of their STD treatments

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public ruckus

Town Hall healthcare meeting gone awry

When the local idiots met to discuss healthcare options and began shouting down the speaker it became nothing but a public ruckus.

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Better Grade Of Bum

Better Grade Of Bum or BGOB, denotes the level of street people in different areas of the country

The street people of the urban east coast are for the most part marginally uneducated with limited social skills and couldn't hold a job in the best of times. As you get into the West and the coastal areas you find a better grade of bum. It is not to say that they are any less lazy, the just have adapted better to their environment. The urban outdoorsman in nicer areas are no less crazy, the just cope better.

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palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".

When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.

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