woolly gimp

Social misfit incapable of meaningful interaction with other members of the same species. Mostly males with no physical skills, limited intellectual ability and lacking any tact or empathy.

Wesley lived in his mothers spare bedroom and had aluminum foil blocking the windows. He graduated from a small junior college but never had friends, a job and had not spoken to a female since grade school. Living off Mom's SS disability check, he hasn't bathed or shaved in months, his diet consists only of junk food and high sugar and caffeine drinks and being hairy and obese resembled a mammoth. Like a vampire he was pasty white and avoided contact with the sun. He was a classic Woolly Gimp.

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mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

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bachmannoid

Supporters of the daranged congresswoman from Minnesota's sixth district.

It is amazing that there are enough bachmannoids in Minnesota's sixth district to re-elect an obviously dangerous rightwing nutjob.

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public ruckus

Town Hall healthcare meeting gone awry

When the local idiots met to discuss healthcare options and began shouting down the speaker it became nothing but a public ruckus.

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Better Grade Of Bum

Better Grade Of Bum or BGOB, denotes the level of street people in different areas of the country

The street people of the urban east coast are for the most part marginally uneducated with limited social skills and couldn't hold a job in the best of times. As you get into the West and the coastal areas you find a better grade of bum. It is not to say that they are any less lazy, the just have adapted better to their environment. The urban outdoorsman in nicer areas are no less crazy, the just cope better.

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transmitter

a person that talks constantly without saying anything. This person does not have conversations with others, and is not at all concerned about anyone elses situation, they are only interested in hearing there own voice.

Our sister Carol came over today and talked nonstop, never asked a question, interupted us everytime we attempted to talked, and changed the subject to herself anytime someone else tried to speak. She is nothing but a transmitter

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skank posse

Tiger Woods' loose collection of bar maids, massage therapists', low rent escorts and cocktail waitresses.

Tigers skank posse have gotten together and formed a union to receive more public coverage and lower the cost of their STD treatments

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