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the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 8, 2017


quenpo

a martial art involving telepathy

Jason: I have learnt well my master I see quenpo in its truest form, I must telepathically mindfuck hores named selena and then fuck them with my dick

an old Chinese guy: well done my son

by bullshit meister November 8, 2017


lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

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dat gucci ass

buying a solid gold ass!!!

peter: hey Gregory did you tap dat gucci ass? because you better fucking not have it was 1 million dollars?!
Gregory: yah I tapped that.
Peter: fuck you!!!
Gregory: fuck you too!!!
Peter: im the only nigga dat gotta tap dat gucci ass!
Gregory: ok chill nigga I know its your gucci ass.

by bullshit meister November 15, 2017


butt thugging asshole

someone you really really hate

jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible

by bullshit meister November 8, 2017


erroneus bulldick

when someone's talking bullshit

Luke: I saw you making out with your sister Barbara.
ben: that's erroneus bulldick Luke!

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017


Donald trumps gayyyy

Donald trumps gayyyy he's really gay

a person who hates Donald trump: Donald trumps gayyyy that extremely gay looking bastard!
someone who doesn't know who Donald trump is: ok that's your opinion.

by bullshit meister November 15, 2017

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