poopopoptomus

The worse kind of poop, when it's so huge that you have to clamp your anus apart and use chopsticks to pull it out.

I had to call my friend Matt over to assist me in getting the poopopoptomus out

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Blood Grind

A form of extreme music, mix between black metal and grindcore genres.

Abigal williams is a Blood Grind Band

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fudge fart

When engaging in Anal sex the companion receiving the penis, decides it's funny to let a fart loose which causes the penis to explode. (BAM)!

I was sent to prison yesterday and the first man to rape me got a good Fudge Fart.

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Honkie Tonkie

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.

Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy

Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie

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Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.

Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!

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Oudles and Boodles

An a extreme state of mind when you become so angry you go outside and scream at the clouds and throw handfuls of dogshit at random people. Common in Alaska

ARGH! I can't eat my vegtables when they are covered in gravy! Aunt Sarah you bitch-whore who cant cook, Oudles and Boodles !

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Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

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