mumble booty

any asshole who can't get the words out of their mouth; someone that has marbles in his or her mouth when speaking - usually about something really important.

That idiot Rob is a mumble booty. He can't get words out to save his life. What a fucking dumbass!

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Dassember

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

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