Turkeybasting

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife

Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting

Dirty Heather

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips

I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather

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