toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

butt bullets

butt bullets is when brother nicholas cage poops in your mouth and you poop out the poo he did

last night my brother butt bulleted me, it was amazing! i love butt bullets!

cripper

when a sister in law goes to viva las vegas and develops a gambling problem, loses all their money, and falls off a 30 story building and survives. this is what has to happen to join the cripper party group

ya dude last weekend i joined the cripper party group thanks to my sister in law, its so lit!

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pectin

pectin is the abbreviation for pectinolicist. a pectinolisist is a dr who injects blood into the vagina once a year in order for a women to get her period. you've been living a lie your whole life. another thing a pectinolisist does is fun fat from the womans stomach to her breast area, boobs are fake.

hello im suzy your pectin, otherwise known as a pectinolisist. i will put newly ground blood onto your vagina and your fat tissues into your breast.