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1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum
2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change
3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus
I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.
"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.
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The type of sausage one purchases from a fast food restaurant.
"Dang, the cat won't even eat the falseage!" said Jose. Pedro replied, "Who knows what that shit is made of!."
This is the procrastinatory action one does after realizing that others have already discovered and defined both qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp. This act is also known to be associated with deep feelings of heterospeceality, pent up frustration due to under-masturbation, loss of feeling in hands due to over-ejaculation, and being lonely in a small city with no friends and alot of work to do but no beer in the fridge to take your mind off things.
As I was masturbating for the 16th time that sunny Monday morning, my numb left hand proceeded to tap the letter w on my computer which resulted in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's all over the screen, as well as a load of jizz, so instead of going to class like I had originally planned, I started making this definition.
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