Kankuro

An uberly smexy puppet master in the anime series Naruto.
AND...since he is so unfrequently attacked by fangirls...he's single, ladies!

Normal Girl: UHMAHGAH EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!
Me: Screw him, Kankuro is way hotter!

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Ke$ha

A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.

Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning*

Me: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!

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