Jane drain

The migration of women out of an area, leaving a majority of men (cf "brain drain").

Man 1: There seem to be fewer girls around than there used to be...
Man 2: That's Jane drain for you—the women are all moving to the cities.

smashback

A flashback to having sex (smashing).

Person A: Blah blah blah
Person B: Soz I couldn't hear you because I was having a smashback :o

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tofugget

A tofu nugget

I luv tofuggets

spoonuggle

A portmanteau of spoon and snuggle; an extremely intense cuddling experience.

Ash: Dave will you cuddle me?
Dave: I'll do more than that friend I will spoonuggle you.
Ash: :o

Body tory

A person who's a tory (derogatory) in matters of the body, particularly someone who's critical of others for wearing revealing clothing or no clothing at all

Person A: Reckon I might turn up naked to the event tonight
Person B: Dunno if that would be appropriate
Person A: Stop being a body tory