caitie

on the streets of Harlem, the largest slut on the corner usually sporting a lovely cow ensemble and can usually be heard saying "i love my mexican!" while spinning around and waving a large burrito.

one time, in the streets of Harlem, when the moon was high in the sky, caitie was mistaken for a cow and animal protection came and tasered her as she screamed, "I need another burrito over here, my ass is starting to shrink!"

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