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When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.
Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.
Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.
Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.
The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.
Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!
The "vaccine" that Karens receive on their totally legit 100% real, not fake COVID-19 vaccination card.
Karen was arrested on her vacation flight because her fake vaccine card showed she had the Maderna shot that was given by the NRA members "Cpl Wolf" and "SSG Money".