Olympia

"It's the water" and "good luck" are written on the beer can. The mental health system is dominant. The locals hang out at the well and watch government workers get water .4 Miles from the toxic soil sign. 29% overall religion 11% Evangelical Protestant which means it's not a holy Land. The water south in Tumwater was blessed by a holy man with Alka Seltzer and the 120 year old brewery caught fire. There is believed to be yeast holding it together.

Olympia, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

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Lysol

Lysol is a solvent for lye which dissolves soap scum on cars and dryer vents, washing machines, dishwashers showers and sinks. I recommend you reevaluate your property value and I will not pay 30,000 for a 1970 Camaro.

Lysol solvent removes soap scum.

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

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Racist

All white people are racist but only if an outsider says so.

Oh, there's the racist white people again!

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Snub nose revolver

It fits in a purse, it packs a punch, and its for the misses but she doesn't miss.

The wife got a new snub nose revolver for Christmas lets hope I don't forget her birthday.

Wtf

Wednsday, thursday, friday. And if you eat at subway its turkey, salami then tuna. What the fuck has nothing to do with it.

Im having sandwiches for wtf.

Homophobia

This is a complicated condition where a straight person, usually introverted, has a fear of a ho(horoscope) with a no (moustache or mohawk) and is now a foe(enemy)

Those punks are giving me homophobia.

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