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A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017


Capricorn

A magical unicorn who is not a virgin even though he could do better he is better off with the scorpio.

The horoscope says your a capricorn, what do you have to say for yourself?

by bushlight January 20, 2018

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ss13

A notorious made up German gang including members with 13 letters in their names who are capable of violence and criminal behavior but would mostly enjoy doing business with other gangs to build their empire

Did you hear about the ss13 gang? Their having a meeting with the Italians to trade merchandise for money.

by bushlight December 27, 2017

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relationships

yin yang twin, adam and eve, punk/assbitch, bo(opposite sex) of a ho or hobo, motherfucker, and lady and the tramp. ken and barbie were siblings

your relationships are not going well.

by bushlight April 19, 2018


Terrorism

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

by bushlight December 10, 2018


Run from a fight

Fight, what fight? They said it was going to be a beatdown.

To run from a fight is what is going to happen.

by bushlight January 16, 2018


Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.

by bushlight January 16, 2018