Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).

“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.

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Badakathcare

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.

“Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”

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eye-eye

Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh

I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.

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The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

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Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander

By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!

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Woman

I don’t know. I’m not a biologist.

Joe Biden promises to nominate a black woman for the Supreme Court.

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plain white rapper

Really, I mean really bad hip hop music purveyors.

Bad music comes in a plain white rapper.