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swahili

Describes the verbal garbage that is spoken by a severely drunken person.

I had so much to drink last night, that I was speaking swahili.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

71πŸ‘ 164πŸ‘Ž


bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

32πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by busted hyman July 7, 2006

53πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by busted hyman July 6, 2006

28πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by busted hyman July 7, 2006

774πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by busted hyman July 6, 2006

30πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

48πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž