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In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.
Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.
1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.
2. To cheat on your wife with many women.
(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)
"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"
"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."
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Finicky and Fickle at the same time
Teresa is such a finickle eater. She ordered her subway sandwich with exactly 8 ounces of meat, dijon mustard, lettuce, no mayo or tomato, on a lightly toasted french croissant with the crusts cut off. Then when I brought it to her she decided she doesn't like sandwiches anymore.
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1. An acronym for "First Lady? I'd Rather Jack-off....". Presumably the rest of the statement would be then fuck.
2. First Lady I'd rim job
1. I would fuck Laura Bush or Michelle Obama, but Hillary Clinton is too much of a flirj.
2. Laura Bush is a Flirj. I'd eat that ass for hours
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1. In a wedding party, the next ranking groomsman after the best man. Often the X-factor at the bachelor party, and wedding reception responsible for turning things up a notch.
2. On a gang or team, the third ranking member. Often a wild card or tough guy.
"After winning and then losing 3 grand at the blackjack tables, I brought a couple strippers back to the bachelor party suite, and finished them both off. Just another night glorious night as a left hand man."
Historical examples: Mr. T in The A-Team, Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, Dennis Rodman on the Chicago Bulls, Raphael from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', Will Ferrel in 'Old School', Booger in 'Revenge of the Nerds',
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The lowest ranking male in a gang bang with 3 or more guys and only one woman.
"Ron Jeremy wasn't always the king of the porn world. Rumor has it he was originally the left hand man in a few John Holmes movies (citation needed)."
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Verb.
1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.
Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.
Troy: Can you believe Kenny left Stacy alone at this party? She's a freaking 8 at least.
Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.
Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!
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