tipee

what happens when a Native American (Indian) male gets an erection seeing a female in his tribe husking corn.

Chief got big tipee for squaw.

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facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

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tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.

Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.

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pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

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bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

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sweaty booty

just as the word indicates-sweat congregating on the rear end pants/skirt seat of a person. It comes from different ways, heat/humidity, obesity, sitting, working out, sex-but is usually only somewhat attractive when a person with a toned body dances so vigorously they get it over the course of an evening of partying.

Sue and Dan have strut their stuff so much tonight on the dance floor, that they both have earned a place in the sweaty booty hall of fame. Their riding home in your car later.

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tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.

I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!