Correctum

A condescending or rude way of telling someone they are correctum

“I think Paris is the capital of France.”

“Correctum.”

Twatarse

Term of abuse

You stupid twatarse.

Cava

Shorthand for campervan

It was a beautiful place to park up the Cava, right on the beach.

Religist

A person or action which is prejudiced on the basis of religious faith

The unprovoked attack on a Christian church was condemned as purely religist

Wokeflake

A person who is outwardly respectful and protective of all minority groups, but is in reality only concerned about themselves.

He/she left the BLM rally to get a haircut, what a wokeflake

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Carbondibackside

Greenhouse gas in human farts.

The carbondibackside in your farts will kill us all

Polygree

A dog which has parents of different breeds

polygree dogs are generally more healthy than pedigrees