Transbian

Straight/bi men with a lesbian fetish so intense that they started calling themselves lesbians. Frequently complains about cis lesbians not wanting their “organic strap”, aka male genitalia.

transbian: this cis lesbian at a lesbian bar turned me down!

me: gee, i wonder why.

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Soyboy

Basically used against any male who isn’t masculine or not aggressive enough to be a “real man”. It came from teenage boys thinking soy sauce on their chinese food is going to make them effeminate and gay. They have an obsession with feminine boys at their school because real problems like the current state of the economy are mommy and daddy’s business.

Guy 1: I think I’ll go shopping at Forever 21

Guy 2: HAHAHA SOYBOY!!1!

Guy 1: But the chinese food you’re eating has soy sauce! *pours it on the rice*

Guy 2: AAAAA!! *runs away*

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Genital fetishist

The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.

Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside

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