Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr
Myla is the best kitty in the world. Shes very cute and has a split face half orange and half black. She is incredibly smart- she can open doors. She has the cutest meow and loves her mum.
A slang word of Cumbria (United Kingdom) which means home.
Tufty:Oy Kevin uz staying for another pint?
Kevin: Nah fuck that az pissed as a fart am garn yam.