nfl

A "sport" which is more defined by it's commercials and advertisements than the actual game. Generally, at least 50% of the players will be arrested at some point in their career for drugs or sexual misconduct.

My team won the NFL Super Bowl. I only care because now we can all whore the Super Bowl Ring when it goes on eBay after the running back gets arrested.

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duke nukem

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem

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strongbad

Another net-fad cartoon involving childish humor that only the nerdiest of nerds will find entertaining. Generally the fat kid who plays too much Nintendo will obsess over Strongbad, because all the people who make fun of him "just don't get it".

Strongbad would be better off on a gay porn website.

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wang

A small penis. A common Asian name, and Asians tend to have small weiners. Therefore, a wang is small.

Let me suck your wang.

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gigli

How retards pronounce "jiggly".

Durrrr, that Jell-O is gigli!!!!

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your mom

Who I had sex with last night.

Your mom is amazing in the sack.

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devo

A band that wears lego hats and whips each other on the buttcheeks.

Devo is pretty cool.

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