Thomas

An incredibly short boy/man who flirts with anything with breasts in a 5 mile radius.

He is constantly trying to make up for his lack of height by spiking up his hair with large amounts of hair gel.

He only wears shirts and jeans to school.

Wears a yin-yang necklace.

Really vertically challenged that he is often mistaken for Thomas the Tank Engine.

"Look, it's Thomas"
"I know, he's so Thomas"

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