Loreto Dalkey

A school full of the most brilliant girls ever. If you have ever met a student who attends this school you have basically come in contact with a god.
All other definitions are invalid, you’re all just jealous.

“Woah she’s from Loreto Dalkey, she’s too good for us”

16👍 5👎

Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

58👍 22👎

Sinead Walsh

One of the nicest people ever. Always has your back. Her laugh makes everyone laugh and she is such a funny person

Sinead Walsh - “hehehe”
Everyone - “BAGAHAHAHA”

Julia Crowley

A very tall bean who even makes other tall people feel small. Just a very cool dude tbh also a bit of a weirdo but it’s fine hehe.

“Hey look it’s Julia Crowley , everyone go on their tippy toes”

Hilary Morrissey

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Has little to no fears and only really shows emotion when she’s drunk.

“Christ it’s hilary morrissey hide behind that bush”