B-Team Underwear

Not using your best underwear, but your back up underwear. Usually occurs when you haven't done the laundry in a while, and are in desperate need of clean underwear.

Dave: Do you have a wedgie?

Mike: No, sorry, I'm using my B-Team Underwear

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That's so nice, I'd tap that twice

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.

Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?

Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!