/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

austrianophobia

So you are originally scared of Hitler, which was also Germanophobia, but now you realized Hitler comes from Austria, so you are now considered, almost, Austrianophobia.

Mom: Oh god, it's him, I have Austrianophobia, which is considered Germanophobia!
Son: What are Austrianophobia, and Germanophobia?
Mom: *remember the WW2*