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poopy packer

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pickle park pervert

A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)

Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


UCHITA Big #1

Abreviation for new labor union formed by Tyson, Perdue, Pilgrams Pride, ect. Truck drivers, stands for United-Chicken-Haulers-Incorperated-Truckers-Association. Local lodge #1.

That driver's got so many lights on his truck, he must be a member of UCHITA Big #1.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009


eppilepsy of the right foot

A driver not able to maintain a consistant speed on the highway.

That driver must have eppilepsy of the right foot,'cause he's about as consistant as the temperature in a refridgerator full of fire breathing dragons.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Abdominal plexiotamy

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


gator

Large piece of rubber laying on the roadway.

Lookout, don't run over that gator, it will bite a hunk out of your vehicle!

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


leach on your donkey

Tailgator behind you.

Better watch that leach on your donkey, I think he's been sniffin' no doze and drinkin' air wick by the way he drives!

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž