Abreviation for new labor union formed by Tyson, Perdue, Pilgrams Pride, ect. Truck drivers, stands for United-Chicken-Haulers-Incorperated-Truckers-Association. Local lodge #1.
That driver's got so many lights on his truck, he must be a member of UCHITA Big #1.
A driver not able to maintain a consistant speed on the highway.
That driver must have eppilepsy of the right foot,'cause he's about as consistant as the temperature in a refridgerator full of fire breathing dragons.
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Large piece of rubber laying on the roadway.
Lookout, don't run over that gator, it will bite a hunk out of your vehicle!
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Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.
The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.
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If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.
A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.
He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.
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A truck driver with more money than brains.
You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.
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