time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

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Jetpack

when you fart so powerful, it launches you across the exosphere. If you're lucky, you can grab a moon rock.

After eating a mukbang, he turned into a jetpack

Minecraft

the best game in the universe

Minecraft is better than fortnite

choccy milk

the best type of drink in the world

James: "Want some choccy milk?" John: "fuck yeah!" *starts chugging choccy milk*

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Hunger shit

when you're so hungry, it feels like you need to shit

when you run out of food during quarantine, you can experience multiple hunger shits