when you fart so powerful, it launches you across the exosphere. If you're lucky, you can grab a moon rock.
After eating a mukbang, he turned into a jetpack
when you're so hungry, it feels like you need to shit
when you run out of food during quarantine, you can experience multiple hunger shits
the best type of drink in the world
James: "Want some choccy milk?" John: "fuck yeah!" *starts chugging choccy milk*
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that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August
"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-
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